Contesting Indian Elections

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections----------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Name of Candidate : _______________________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________
3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)
4. Sex: [ ] A - Male B - Female C - Mayawati
5. Nationality: [ ] A - Italian B - Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party
(circle one or more) A - Defected B - Expelled C - Bought out D - None of above E - All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections
(circle one or more) A - To make money B - To escape court trial C - To grossly misuse power D - To serve the public E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from aRecognized Government Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs B - 2-6yrs C - 6-15yrs D - 15+yrs
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as manyAdditional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question8) A - 1-2 years B - 2-6 years C - 6-15 years D - 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ] A - Why not B - Of Course C - Definitely D - I deny it all E - I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ] A - 100-500 Crores B - 500-1000 Crores C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ] A - No B - No C - No D - No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)